The LIFE 101 Quote Book


POVERTY

LOVEY HOWELL: You know, I really wouldn't mind being poor, if it weren't for one thing. THURSTON HOWELL III: What is that, my dear? LOVEY: Poverty.

It's no shame being poor, but it's no great honor, either.

SHELDON HARNICK

Poverty is no disgrace to a man, but it is confoundedly inconvenient.

SYDNEY SMITH

Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.

WILLIAM PITT

It's no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

ELBERT HUBBARD

Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own, but I wish to sell out.

MARK TWAIN

Poverty is very good in poems but very bad in the house; very good in maxims and sermons but very bad in practical life.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.

JULES FEIFFER

I've always been after the trappings of great luxury, you see, I really, really have. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold of the wrong load of trappings, and a rotten load of trappings they are too, ones I could have very well done without.

PETER COOK


PRAYER

See also RELIGION, WORSHIP

Give us grace and strength to forbear and to persevere. Give us courage and gaiety and the quiet mind.

Robert Louis Stevenson

When the gods choose to punish us, they merely answer our prayers.

OSCAR WILDE

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

VOLTAIRE

Serving God is doing good to man, but praying is thought an easier service and therefore more generally chosen.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

O ye Gods, grant us what is good whether we pray for it or not, but keep evil from us even though we pray for it.

PLATO

I am just going to pray for you at St. Paul's, but with no very lively hope of success.

SYDNEY SMITH

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself.

WILLIAM INGE

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

AUSTIN O'MALLEY


PRIDE

Alas, I know if I ever became truly humble, I would be proud of it.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

RALPH KRAMDEN: I promise you this, Norton. I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on in how to swallow my pride. ED NORTON: That ought not to be too hard. You've learned how to swallow everything else.

THE HONEYMOONERS


PROBLEMS

It often happens that I wake at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

POPE JOHN XXIII

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

ERROL FLYNN


PROCRASTINATION

See also INACTION

If you trap the moment before it's ripe, The tears of repentance you'll certainly wipe; But if once you let the ripe moment go You can never wipe off the tears of woe.

WILLIAM BLAKE

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

C. NORTHCOTE PARKINSON

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.

THOMAS EDISON

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

ST. AUGUSTINE

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything.

SAMUEL JOHNSON

My holy of holies is the human body, health, intelligence, talent, inspiration, love, and the most absolute freedom imaginable, freedom from violence and lies, no matter what form the latter two take. Such is the program I would adhere to if I were a major artist.

ANTON CHEKHOV

Do not put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

JOSH BILLINGS

Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.

EDGAR WATSON HOWE

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

MARK TWAIN

He who hesitates is poor.

ZERO MOSTEL

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

MAE WEST


PROGRESS

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.

ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD


PROMISES

He promised me earrings, but he only pierced my ears.

ARABIAN SAYING


PROSPERITY

See also WEALTH

I wish you all sorts of prosperity with a little more taste.

ALAIN RENÉ LESAGE

Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.

3 JOHN 2

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshiped.

CALVIN COOLIDGE

First he bought a '57 Biscayne and put it in a ditch. He drank up all the rest, that sonofabitch.

JONI MITCHELL

Peace be within thy walls, and prosperity within thy palaces.

PSALM 122:7

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.

MARK TWAIN


PUBLIC OPINION

Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God. Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

MARK TWAIN

You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius; but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-door neighbor. Public opinion is a permeating influence, and it exacts obedience to itself; it requires us to think other men's thoughts, to speak other men's words, to follow other men's habits.

WALTER BAGEHOT

Public opinion is compounded of folly, weakness, prejudice, wrong feeling, right feeling, obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs.

ROBERT PEEL


PURPOSE

See also DREAMS, GOALS

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.

KENNETH HILDEBRAND

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose—a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.

MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

RICHARD BACH

Perfections of means and confusion of goals seem—in my opinion—to characterize our age.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Since I was twenty-four there never was any vagueness in my plans or ideas as to what God's work was for me.

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

William James

You have to know what you want to get.

GERTRUDE STEIN

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

DON MARQUIS

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

HELEN KELLER

All men should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

JAMES THURBER

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then to get my own apartment.

JAY LENO

Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself, is the end.

WALTER PATER

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

QUENTIN CRISP

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.

ERICH FROMM

The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mould reality in the light of their purposes.

HENRY KISSINGER

Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.

GEORGES ROUAULT

My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous.

QUENTIN CRISP

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

ROBERT BYRNE

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

MARGARET YOUNG

I just want to do God's will. And He's allowed me to go to the mountain. And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR the night before his death

To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich; to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly; to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart; to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never. In a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common. This is to be my symphony.

WILLIAM HENRY CHANNING

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

DR. ROBERT SCHULLER

Human beings seem to have an almost unlimited capacity to deceive themselves and to deceive themselves into taking their own lies for the truth. One's only task is to realize oneself.

R. D. LAING

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.

ERICH FROMM

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration.

JAMES ALLEN

Man's task is to become conscious of the contents that press upwards from the unconscious . . . As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.

C. G. JUNG

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

There is then a simple answer to the question "What is the purpose of our individual lives?" They have whatever purpose we succeed in putting into them.

A. J. AYER

From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any first and foremost object but one— to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for himself.

MARK TWAIN

What do people want? They want to be themselves, they want to reach their own potential. Some of them want men, some of them want women, some of them want neither, some of them want a pet turtle. The bottom line is self-expression.

PAUL KRASSNER

Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If you haven't had that, what have you had?

HENRY JAMES

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

RITA RUDNER

The real difference between men is energy. A strong will, a settled purpose, an invincible determination, can accomplish almost anything; and in this lies the distinction between great men and little men.

THOMAS FULLER

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it—don't back down and don't give up—then you're going to mystify a lot of folks.

BOB DYLAN

The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that a caprice lasts a little longer.

OSCAR WILDE

I don't continually question my reason to live. It's just a state of being. The real question is what you're doing with the living you're doing, and what you want to do with that living.

MICK JAGGER

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.

BENJAMIN DISRAELI

A man needs a purpose for real health.

SHERWOOD ANDERSON

I want death to find me planting my cabbages.

MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE

The destiny of mankind is not decided by material computation. We learn that we are spirits, not animals, and that something is going on in space and time, and beyond space and time, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty.

WINSTON CHURCHILL

Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace. Where there is hatred let me sow love; where there is injury, pardon; where there is doubt, faith; where there is despair, hope; where there is darkness, light; and where there is sadness, joy.

FRANCIS OF ASSISI

The man who is tenacious of purpose in a rightful cause is not shaken from his firm resolve by the frenzy of his fellow citizens clamoring for what is wrong, or by the tyrant's threatening countenance.

HORACE

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.

COCO CHANEL

Follow your bliss.

JOSEPH CAMPBELL

How could there be any question of acquiring or possessing, when the one thing needful for a man is to become—to be at last, and to die in the fullness of his being.

ANTOINE DE SAINT-ÉXUPÉRY

Great men are instruments by which the Highest One works out his designs; light-radiators to give guidance and blessing to the travelers of time.

MOSES HARVEY

The boy gathers materials for a temple, and then when he is thirty concludes to build a woodshed.

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Be not simply good; be good for something.

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.

WASHINGTON IRVING

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.

ROBERT PANTE

No wind favors him who has no destined port.

MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.

ARNOLD GLASOW

There are few moments during her recital when one can relax and feel confident that she will make her goal, which is the end of the song.

PAUL HUME

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit which finds him in employment and happiness.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON

When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it—right away.

STEWART BRAND

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

SPOCK STAR TREK

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

GEORGE MORLEY

Take care to get what you like, or you will end by liking what you get.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be "happy." I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be honorable, to be compassionate. It is, above all, to matter: to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference that you lived at all.

LEO ROSTEN

But I have raised you up for this very purpose, that I might show you my power and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.

EXODUS 9:16

The man who plants and the man who waters have one purpose.

1 CORINTHIANS 3:8

It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first condition of lasting happiness is that a life should be full of purpose, aiming at something outside self.

HUGH BLACK

Yes there is a meaning; at least for me, there is one thing that matters—to set a chime of words tinkling in the minds of a few fastidious people.

LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them at least don't hurt them.

DALAI LAMA

Grasp all, lose all.

FOURTEENTH-CENTURY PROVERB

The true profession of a man is to find his way to himself.

HERMANN HESSE

First, have a definite, clear, practical ideal—a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends—wisdom, money, materials and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.

ARISTOTLE

What is my loftiest ambition? He answered: I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan.

OLIVER HERFORD


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